Sabbatini vs. Tiger, Bring It On

Rory was talkin’ all kinds of trash after Saturday’s round.

It doesn’t get much better than this folks…

Michael Buffer: Welcome to the MGM Grand for tonight’s heavyweight title fight. Standing in the blue corner, the challenger, at 5-foot-10 and 160-pounds from South Africa, Rory “The Big Mouth” Sabbatini…

Crowd: (loud heckling, boos, jeers)

Michael Buffer: Over in the red corner standing at 6-foot-2 and 180-pounds from the United States of America, the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, Eldrick “Tiiiiiiger” Woods!!!

Crowd: (loud cheers, clapping, whistling)

Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, lets get ready to rumblllllllllllllllllllllllllle!!!!

I thought I’d have a little fun at Sunday’s pairing of Rory Sabbatini and Tiger Woods. Actually, this should be the rematch as Tiger made Rory his b*tch (pardon my french), the last time they squared off at the Wachovia in May. I wonder if Tiger will wear his red F-you, nipple-bearing, I’m robocop mofo shirt on Sunday.

Saturday’s round wasn’t all that entertaining. The conditions were tough, most of the players sucked, Rory and Tiger go at each other Sunday.

Gotta feel for Zach Johnson, guy was strutting along nicely tied for the lead, then WHAM!! Shoots a snowman on the par 4 ninth taking 5 shots from within 75 feet (sounds like my buddy at the pitch n putt).

Anyways, it’s going to be an entertaining 3+ hours on Sunday, can’t wait…

PGA Tour, WGC-Bridgestone, Rory Sabbatini, Tiger Woods, Zach Johnson